Willie_Fog Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 40 sinais que mostram se estas a dedicar tempo a mais a synths e samples.. (desculpem n traduzir... mas ha expressões que traduzidas perdem td o sentido) 40. You not only tap in time to the indicators on your car, but know how many BPM they flash at. 39. You go to hear an orchestra with your girlfriend, and while she listens to the beautiful music, you calculate the polyphony required to reproduce it. 38. In addition to your in and out trays at work, you also have one marked 'thru'. 37. Last Christmas you synced your Christmas tree lights to your TB-303. 36. The accelerator on your car has aftertouch. 35. Your cat's name is Octave. 34. You expect the cutoff frequency of your door to change when you turn the knob... 33. Your girlfriend/wife drapes a wig over your favorite synth to remind you what she looks like. 32. You step out of your studio and realize that your family moved and you don't have a clue when it happened. 31. You have "Frequency" and "Resonance" tattooed above your nipples. (Don't ask where the pitchbend is...) 30. Your daughter's new boyfriend has tattoos, rides a Harley, and doesn't have a job. But you don't mind because his name is Roland. 29. Your telephone answering machine message took 2 days to write and produce. 28. There is no couch, coffee table, dinner table or chairs in your apartment; only racks, mixers, keyboards, cables and power cords. 27. You have bass bins for end tables. 26. It is dangerous to walk around in your own living room at night. (See 2) 25. There's a giant yellow ball in the sky, and your not quite sure what it is, but when you go outside it burns out your retinas and makes your skin glow. 24. You wait until 12:01 A.M. to read the on-line music classified ads and can effectively scan them in under a minute. 23. You neer answer the phone. (Hmm...I wonder if it's to get people to listen to the answering message you spent so much time on in 29?) 22. When all your significant other has to say, "Oh no, not another one" and you know what they're talking about. 21. If you just like to sit in the dark and watch all the pretty lights blink and glow. 20. If you perk-up on Sundays when you hear the word "Prophet". 19. You would rather fiddle with your synthesizer's knobs than fiddle with your girlfriend's/wife's knobs. 18. Somehow, you haven't been able to budget for clothes for 2+ years, but you have found thousands of dollars to buy gear. 17. Your girlfriend/wife goes to bed, You go to your STUDIO. 16. Your friends say "Why would you pay $XXX for that piece of crap?" and you glare back and actually get offended... 15. You can tell the difference between 12dB/24dB filters by ear... 14. You prefer "analog" instead of "digital" home appliances because 'they just work better ' 13. You start wondering if you can obtain a 24 db neural implant to filter your ever-increasing tinnitus problem. 12. You devise a method of connecting your CV sequencer to a mains relay to trigger the coffee machine every 1,024 gate pulses 11. Every piece of clothing you own has a synth manufacturers logo on it. You scam them for free every trade show you attend. This allows more money for the important things in life. 10. Your wife/girlfriend leaves you. You go into a depression for a while, then decide you can win her back with a simple, touching and heartfelt song, written especially for her. 6 months later, you are still mixing it. 9. You go to a trade show. You rush over to the brand new synth on display, fiddle for 5 minutes, declare it "a piece of crap" and then go on to tell the company reps how it works, where the PCM samples came from, and offer to do them better samples from your own analog wardrobes all in a very loud voice. They give you an embroidered tour jacket on the condition that you go away NOW. (see 11) 8. Synth manufacturers call YOU for technical support. 7. First thing you think of after sex is turning on your synths. 6. You get excited about talking electronic toys and try to subvert them into saying bad words or doing weird stuff so you can sample them. 5. You dream of finding a $50.00 Moog 55 at a garage sale, and after you've thought of it, you stop at every one you see! 4. You carry around a picture of your modular in your wallet to show everyone. 3. Your monthly power bill is always in the triple digits. 2. You have a rack-mounted microwave oven. ...and the the #1 sign that you've been hanging around synths and samplers too long: You understand every last term and joke used in this article je suis le noir.. le sombre collé à toi ton ombre.. je suis l’aboutissement de ta vie.. je suis ton pire ennemi.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomh Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 38. In addition to your in and out trays at work, you also have one marked 'thru'. 36. The accelerator on your car has aftertouch. 34. You expect the cutoff frequency of your door to change when you turn the knob... 31. You have "Frequency" and "Resonance" tattooed above your nipples. (Don't ask where the pitchbend is...) 26. It is dangerous to walk around in your own living room at night. (See 2) 21. If you just like to sit in the dark and watch all the pretty lights blink and glow. 12. You devise a method of connecting your CV sequencer to a mains relay to trigger the coffee machine every 1,024 gate pulses 2. You have a rack-mounted microwave oven. ...and the the #1 sign that you've been hanging around synths and samplers too long: You understand every last term and joke used in this article :hammer: ...my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaunnd Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 hahaha tá altamente When was the start of all this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now, from deep whitin the flow of time But, for a certainty, back then, we loved so many, yet hated so much... We hurt the others and were hurt ourselves... Yet even then, we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed, Under cerulean skyes ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sérgio Walgood Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 eheheheheheheheh :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :wOOt: :wOOt: Ajnavision Records Sergio Walgood @ Myspace.com Random Mode @ Myspace.com En Sof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohm_La_Da_Terra Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Lololol Brutal! Fezme lembrar outro dia qnd ia andar pela rua... Cumeçeime a rir quando vi uma casa com o numero "909" e mais á frente um carro com a matrícula "VB" : Fernando Hood : Music Released .. Live Acts: Altering Perceptions http://www.myspace.com/alteringperceptions The Smiley Pixie http://www.myspace.com/thesmileypixie albums: "Free music for free people" ; "CHillout moods to urban grooves(soon)" Somethings Sacred (soon)" .. other performances: VJ Set (video animation) & Dj Set (Psychedelic Trance, Progressive, Ambient & breakBeat) .. Other Projects: Compilação "Transatlantic CHillout" www.myspace.com/transatlanticchillout Cosmic Fusion - Psychedelic Events in Ireland COSMIC FUSION - GALWAY IRELAND Goagadar Psy-Culture Magazine http://www.goagadarmagazine.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziza Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 È quase isso mas ainda a gente bem pior........ :hammer: :hammer: :wowow: :><P: "nada acontece por acaso o destino somos nós" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunktoad Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 poix ha lol! P.L.U.R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradox Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 hehehehehehrehe e isso memo grande topiko :hammer: :work: a nao eskeçer Respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienXperience Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 ROTFL O proximo cão que eu tiver vou baptizá-lo de TS404 ahahahahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zee Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Tá lindo Willie Fog "Atenção em vez de eficiencia, fluxo suave em vez de velocidade" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyNauthy Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 :hammer: :Lolol: :wOOt: :death: :muahaha: http://zallux.hi5.com ============================U ==========================N =========================i ==========================T =========================Y "...ZION TRAIN IS BURNING STREETS..." MENOG'S Web Page online now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShriYantra Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 i have one thing left to say: tataratatatanrata tatanta ta tan tan hehe excelent me and my self with music mind BuddhaMantra rec AuralPhonix rec Biomechanix rec. http://myspace.com/blazingnoise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Stones Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 ehehheheehehehhe Tá Potente Divine Stones (Urban Antidote Records) MSN: divinestones@hotmail.com New tracks and next gigs @ myspace: MySpace.com - Divine Stones' Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aph3xx_x Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 :et: Tá muito fixe!!! E sofro de alguns sintomas. 3,14159265... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeteorBurn Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 SIMPLESMENTE TA PERFEITO FDX!!!!!!!!!! mm mm la!!!! carai www.myspace.com/meteorburn www.meteorburnlabs.webs.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psymorph Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 eu sofro do sindrome k o synth podia tar e melhor, apago e volto ao inicio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imigrantilegal Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 lol!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest •°¯˙··٠•●& Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 humm...! ta mt fixe...! Fika bem*** :weed: :wowow: :et: :palhaço: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bio Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 7. First thing you think of after sex is turning on your synths. www.myspace.com/biot0uch www.Phonokol.com www.myspace.com/phonokol www.myspace.com/thejohnnykmusic Solid Myspace soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleD Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 31. You have "Frequency" and "Resonance" tattooed above your nipples. (Don't ask where the pitchbend is...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ciperlone Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 LOLADA. Ai ta umas piadas que nem toda gente entende... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightsphere Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 37. Last Christmas you synced your Christmas tree lights to your TB-303. Tá fixe, demais Tiago Tiago Fala com as pessoas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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