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40 sinais que mostram se estas a dedicar tempo a mais a synths e samples..

 

(desculpem n traduzir... mas ha expressões que traduzidas perdem td o sentido) ^_^

 

40. You not only tap in time to the indicators on your car, but know

how many BPM they flash at.

 

39. You go to hear an orchestra with your girlfriend, and while she

listens to the beautiful music, you calculate the polyphony required

to reproduce it.

 

38. In addition to your in and out trays at work, you also have one marked

'thru'.

 

37. Last Christmas you synced your Christmas tree lights to your TB-303.

 

36. The accelerator on your car has aftertouch.

 

35. Your cat's name is Octave.

 

34. You expect the cutoff frequency of your door to change when you turn the knob...

 

33. Your girlfriend/wife drapes a wig over your favorite synth to remind

you what she looks like.

 

32. You step out of your studio and realize that your family moved and you

don't have a clue when it happened.

 

31. You have "Frequency" and "Resonance" tattooed above your nipples.

(Don't ask where the pitchbend is...)

 

30. Your daughter's new boyfriend has tattoos, rides a Harley, and doesn't

have a job. But you don't mind because his name is Roland.

 

29. Your telephone answering machine message took 2 days to write and

produce.

 

28. There is no couch, coffee table, dinner table or chairs in your

apartment; only racks, mixers, keyboards, cables and power cords.

 

27. You have bass bins for end tables.

 

26. It is dangerous to walk around in your own living room at night.

(See 2)

 

25. There's a giant yellow ball in the sky, and your not quite sure

what it is, but when you go outside it burns out your retinas and

makes your skin glow.

 

24. You wait until 12:01 A.M. to read the on-line music classified

ads and can effectively scan them in under a minute.

 

23. You neer answer the phone. (Hmm...I wonder if it's to get

people to listen to the answering message you spent so much time on

in 29?)

 

22. When all your significant other has to say, "Oh no, not another

one" and you know what they're talking about.

 

21. If you just like to sit in the dark and watch all the pretty

lights blink and glow.

 

20. If you perk-up on Sundays when you hear the word "Prophet".

 

19. You would rather fiddle with your synthesizer's knobs than

fiddle with your girlfriend's/wife's knobs.

 

18. Somehow, you haven't been able to budget for clothes for 2+

years, but you have found thousands of dollars to buy gear.

 

17. Your girlfriend/wife goes to bed, You go to your STUDIO.

 

16. Your friends say "Why would you pay $XXX for that piece of

crap?" and you glare back and actually get offended...

 

15. You can tell the difference between 12dB/24dB filters by ear...

 

14. You prefer "analog" instead of "digital" home appliances

because 'they just work better '

 

13. You start wondering if you can obtain a 24 db neural implant to

filter your ever-increasing tinnitus problem.

 

12. You devise a method of connecting your CV sequencer to a mains

relay to trigger the coffee machine every 1,024 gate pulses

 

11. Every piece of clothing you own has a synth manufacturers logo

on it. You scam them for free every trade show you attend. This

allows more money for the important things in life.

 

10. Your wife/girlfriend leaves you. You go into a depression for a

while, then decide you can win her back with a simple, touching and

heartfelt song, written especially for her. 6 months later, you are

still mixing it.

 

9. You go to a trade show. You rush over to the brand new synth on

display, fiddle for 5 minutes, declare it "a piece of crap" and then

go on to tell the company reps how it works, where the PCM samples

came from, and offer to do them better samples from your own analog

wardrobes all in a very loud voice. They give you an embroidered

tour jacket on the condition that you go away NOW. (see 11)

 

8. Synth manufacturers call YOU for technical support.

 

7. First thing you think of after sex is turning on your synths.

 

6. You get excited about talking electronic toys and try to subvert

them into saying bad words or doing weird stuff so you can sample

them.

 

5. You dream of finding a $50.00 Moog 55 at a garage sale, and after

you've thought of it, you stop at every one you see!

 

4. You carry around a picture of your modular in your wallet to show

everyone.

 

3. Your monthly power bill is always in the triple digits.

 

2. You have a rack-mounted microwave oven.

 

...and the the #1 sign that you've been hanging around synths and

samplers too long:

You understand every last term and joke used in this article :lol:

je suis le noir.. le sombre collé à toi ton ombre.. je suis l’aboutissement de ta vie.. je suis ton pire ennemi..

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38. In addition to your in and out trays at work, you also have one marked

'thru'.

 

36. The accelerator on your car has aftertouch.

 

 

34. You expect the cutoff frequency of your door to change when you turn the knob...

 

31. You have "Frequency" and "Resonance" tattooed above your nipples.

(Don't ask where the pitchbend is...)

 

26. It is dangerous to walk around in your own living room at night.

(See 2)

 

21. If you just like to sit in the dark and watch all the pretty

lights blink and glow.

 

12. You devise a method of connecting your CV sequencer to a mains

relay to trigger the coffee machine every 1,024 gate pulses

 

2. You have a rack-mounted microwave oven.

 

...and the the #1 sign that you've been hanging around synths and

samplers too long:

You understand every last term and joke used in this article

:hammer: :lol:

...my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop, my brain is in a loop...

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:lol::D hahaha

 

tá altamente :)^_^

When was the start of all this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?

Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now, from deep whitin the flow of time

But, for a certainty, back then, we loved so many, yet hated so much... We hurt the others and were hurt ourselves...

Yet even then, we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed,

Under cerulean skyes ...

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Lololol Brutal!

 

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È quase isso mas ainda a gente bem pior........

 

:hammer: :hammer: :wowow: :><P:

"nada acontece por acaso o destino somos nós"

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humm...! ta mt fixe...!

 

 

Fika bem***

 

 

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7. First thing you think of after sex is turning on your synths.

 

 

 

:D:D:D:D:D

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37. Last Christmas you synced your Christmas tree lights to your TB-303.

 

 

 

Tá fixe, demais :crazy_pilot::yes::stereo:

 

Tiago

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