LSDreams Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 AVISO/WARNING: PODE FERIR SUSCEPTIBILIDADES.. KEEP OUT IF TOO SENSITIVE... É TUDO A MANGAR DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH RACISM OR OTHER FORMS OF SEPARATION, ITS IS ONLY WHAT IT IS, HUMOR. SE TENS MAIS DE 18 ANOS CLICA AQUI PARA ACEITAR ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share Posted April 22, 2018 Uma soft -O que é preto e branco e vermelho? Reveal hidden contents uma freira que caiu das escadas - O que é preto, vermelho, e se está a rir? Reveal hidden contents A freira que a empurrou ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share Posted April 22, 2018 Vão um preto e um cigano num carro. Quem é que vai a conduzir? Reveal hidden contents A polícia. Qual é a diferença entre um judeu e uma pizza? Reveal hidden contents A pizza não grita quando entra no forno ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaiska Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Gostei do aviso, todo o cuidado é pouco! 1 Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 Porque é que os judeus não comem feijão? Reveal hidden contents Tiveram uma má experiência com gazes ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721814 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 Quando é que um negro sobe na vida? Reveal hidden contents Quando o barraco dele explode O que disse Deus quando criou um branco? Reveal hidden contents Txiiii que merda, saiu mal passado ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesense Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 On 23/04/2018 at 07:53, LSDreams said: Quando é que um negro sobe na vida? Reveal hidden contents Quando o barraco dele explode pensei que subiam pelos andaimes!! (vamos fazer piadas com pretos mas vamos chamá-los negros para não ser tão chunga) sabem o que é um ferrero rocher??? é um preto com espinhas!! 1 = Too Much Happiness Make Kids Paranoid = Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721819 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 PAHAHAHAHA :diablo: ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 @@bluesense e um preto albino? Reveal hidden contents Um Raffaello 1 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 E um preto com uma cereja no cu? Reveal hidden contents Um Mon Cheri ahahahah morri xD ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721822 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 Porque que ninguém fala de ciganos? Reveal hidden contents eles roubam as piadas. E como as consegues de volta? Reveal hidden contents Com um sapo na ponta de um pau 1 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721823 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesense Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 = Too Much Happiness Make Kids Paranoid = Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721824 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesense Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 porquê que os pretos gostam de boxe?? porque tem um assalto a cada 3 minutos!! 1 = Too Much Happiness Make Kids Paranoid = Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 Entrevista a um usuário de crack: Reveal hidden contents O meu maior sonho era voltar para a idade da pedra. ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 Estão 5 malucos num hospício: 1 Pirómano 1 Torturador 1 Masoquista 1 Assassino 1 Violador passa por eles um gato, Vira-se o Assassino Reveal hidden contents Pessoal vamos matar o gato! O Pirómano Reveal hidden contents Não, primeiro queimamos o gato e depois matamos o gato! O Torturador Reveal hidden contents Não, não, primeiro torturamos o gato, depois puxamos-lhe fogo e depois sim matamos! O Violador Reveal hidden contents Népia meu. Primeiro vamos ao cu ao bichano, depois torturamos, vai ao lume e só então é que o matamos! O Masoquista Reveal hidden contents Miau?? 1 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721827 Share on other sites More sharing options...
2much_high* Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 — Porque é que a Mariazinha caiu do baloiço? ... .... Porque não tinha braços. 1 4:20 pm Work for a cause, not for applause ! Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721829 Share on other sites More sharing options...
2much_high* Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 — O que é que a Mariazinha recebeu no natal? .... ... — Um par de luvas... estou a brincar! Ainda não conseguiu abrir a prenda. 1 4:20 pm Work for a cause, not for applause ! Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721830 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 Truz Truz! - Quem é? Reveal hidden contents A Mariazinha não é de certeza 1 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 O quê que os canibais chamam aos para-quedistas? Reveal hidden contents Toucinhos do céu Dois canibais estavam numa esplanada, quando passa por eles uma mulher sem um braço. Um deles vira-se para o outro e diz: "Estás a ver? É aquela gaja que eu ando a comer." ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share Posted April 24, 2018 Quantos Etíopes cabem numa cabine telefónica? Reveal hidden contents Todos. Como viajam os Etíopes de um Pais para o outro? Reveal hidden contents Com o Vento Porque é que deixaram de haver farmácias na Etiópia? Reveal hidden contents Maior parte dos remédios tinham de ser tomados depois das refeições. Como é que um etíope vai a lua? Reveal hidden contents Quando brinca com um elástico. Qual é o animal mais rapido do mundo? Reveal hidden contents Um leitao na Etiópia. E o 2º animal mais rápido do mundo? Reveal hidden contents O etíope atrás dele. Va, não me batam pls :girl_devil: 1 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721842 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesense Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 havias de ter nascido na etiópia = Too Much Happiness Make Kids Paranoid = Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721849 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share Posted April 24, 2018 ahahahah xD havia havia! porque não se fez piadas acerca do tsunami na Asia?? Reveal hidden contents porque era má onda. mais soft va... 1 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-721850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted May 9, 2019 Author Share Posted May 9, 2019 A pedido de varias familias...:gap: up up up we go!!!! Acho que alguem se vai arrepender ^^ 1 2 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrador Ruvi Posted May 25, 2019 Administrador Share Posted May 25, 2019 Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old. (Roubei do FB do Aerogel) 3 Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaiska Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 O Aerogel que venha para aqui mas é e largue o fb Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted May 27, 2019 Author Share Posted May 27, 2019 Parece-me bem 1 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted May 27, 2019 Author Share Posted May 27, 2019 3 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
2much_high* Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Mariazinha partiu os dentes ha uns dias... e porque? - Porque continua sem braços para amparar as quedas... 1 4:20 pm Work for a cause, not for applause ! Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723689 Share on other sites More sharing options...
2much_high* Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Jose pediu a rata da Mariazinha em casamento... E porque????? Mas porque a rata?? - Porque a mãos foram a vida quando lhe amputaram os braços. 1 4:20 pm Work for a cause, not for applause ! Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 AHAHAHAHA COITADA DA MARIAZINHA!! A Mariazinha sem mãos casou com o José que também não tinha mãos e tiveram um filho.. -Como se chama este filme? Reveal hidden contents -Ninguem segura este bébe - De onde vem a Mariazinha? Reveal hidden contents - Das ilhas Caimão 1 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 - Porque é que a Anne Frank não acabou o diário? Reveal hidden contents Estava com problemas de concentração 1 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
2much_high* Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Tava o irmão a comer a irma quando de repente... - fogo você não transa feito o papai!! - É... A mãe já me disse! : 2 4:20 pm Work for a cause, not for applause ! Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
2much_high* Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 4:20 pm Work for a cause, not for applause ! Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted May 29, 2019 Author Share Posted May 29, 2019 Humor branco? 2 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
2much_high* Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Não sei se ja tinha postado algures... Mas.... 3 4:20 pm Work for a cause, not for applause ! Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-723704 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psy Friend Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Lusco fusco 5, 7 minutos Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-726230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSDreams Posted March 23, 2020 Author Share Posted March 23, 2020 começa ... 1 1 ©Paul Robertson Expand Link to comment https://www.elastiktribe.org/forums/topic/24161-humor-negro-r-rated/#findComment-726748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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